APPLICATION

Applying for the Position of
Your Friend 🌸

Honest. Slightly ridiculous. Completely sincere.

↓ Read before deciding

📋 Why This Exists

We crossed paths — and somewhere in that crossing, I realised I genuinely want to know you. Not in a complicated way. Just in the simple, real way where two people actually talk, actually listen, and actually show up for each other.

"Before anything else — I just want to be your friend."

That's the whole application. Everything below is just the fine print.

⚠️ Full Disclosure — What You're Signing Up For

In the spirit of complete honesty, here is exactly what you're getting:

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Annoyingly Consistent
I will check in. I will follow up. I will remember things you mentioned once in passing. It's a lot.
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Notification Hazard
Random thoughts. Memes at odd hours. "Did you eat?" messages. You've been warned.
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Needs Replies
If you go quiet for too long I will assume something is wrong. This is a known flaw. I'm working on it.
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Talks Too Much
About everything. Feelings, ideas, random observations, your day, my day, the weather. All of it.
But also…
✅ What You Actually Get
01
Someone who genuinely shows up
Not just when it's convenient. Not just when things are easy. I show up on the boring days, the hard days, and the days you don't even know you need someone.
02
A listener who actually listens
Work stress, family stuff, random 3am thoughts — I'm not waiting for my turn to talk. I'm actually there, actually paying attention.
03
Zero judgment, zero gossip
What you share with me stays with me. That's not a line — it's just how I work.
04
Available. Always.
Morning, night, weekday, weekend. You don't need to find a "good time" to reach out. I'm just there.
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Extra care. Always.
I notice things. I remember things. I take care of the people I care about — and if you let me be your friend, that means you.
💬 Honest words

Prerna, I'm not here to complicate anything. I'm not here with a hidden agenda or a checklist. I just think you're someone worth knowing — properly, genuinely, without any rush.

Friendship is the simplest thing I can offer, and also the most real. No conditions. No pressure. Just two people who actually talk to each other and actually care.

I might text too much. I might care too loudly. I might be the most annoyingly present person you've ever met. But I will also be the one who never disappears when things get hard.

So... what do you say? 🌸

Friends? 🤞

No pressure. But also... please say yes.

* This offer has no expiry date. Terms cannot be modified except to add more reasons you'll enjoy having me around. Standard annoyingly-caring-friend clauses apply. Refunds not available because friendship isn't a transaction.